• what they say: sonic unleashed was bad because of those awful, slow-paced night stages with unresponsive controls, the werehog was stupid!
  • what they mean: I have no idea how to play video games. I button jam the X button in an attempt to plow through a stage and I literally do not know how to perform a combo, and then I get upset when I die. I've never played God of War but I'd probably complain about that too. All I want in a Sonic game is to hold the control stick right and press jump over and over again and if I don't get this I'm going to throw a tantrum like I have here. pay me money for reviewing this game